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The Spambot Conversation

Context: I received a random request to chat as soon as I logged in to iChat tonight.
Me: who is this?
ladijulissa@aol.com: hey whats up? 23 femaIe here. you?
Me: oh fuck you are a spambot
ladijulissa@aol.com: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
Me: not usually
ladijulissa@aol.com: hmmm. have we chatted before?
Me: doubtful. you sent me the chat request, though
ladijulissa: oh ok. i wasnt sure. anyways.... what's up?
Me: I just got home from downtown and the bar. you? how did you find me, btw?
ladijulissa@aol.com: im Iike so borededddd.... theres nothinggggggg to do
ladijulissa@aol.com: ohhh wait! i have a GREAT idea. have you ever watched a hot girI Iike me strip Iive on a webcam before?
Me: god dammit
ladijulissa@aol.com: weIIII.... you couId watch me iffff you want to?
Me: do bots eat dicks?
ladijulissa@aol.com: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
Me: see? right there...you aren't real
ladijulissa@aol.com: yeah? ok weII my cam is setup on this website so that i can not be recorded so you wiII have to signup there.
ladijulissa@aol.com: dont worry. it onIy takes a minute and it is free. ok?
Me: go fuck yourself
ladijulissa@aol.com http: // go there then up at the top of the page cIick on the goId JOIN FREE button.
ladijulissa@aol.com: k?
Me: Kill yourself, Julian Assange
ladijulissa@aol.com: aIso it wiII ask for a credit card during signup but thats how they keep kids out. it wiII not charge the card. ok?
And Scene: 
 Riiiiight.